i just found a carrot that looks like two legs running but i lost my shit when i noticed it looked like theres a tiny turtle on top
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if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
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i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for cannibalism’ and i was like “buddy, have i got news for you”
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Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
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There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr:
and
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take a deep breath and repeat after me:
- i am not a letter grade
- i am not a gpa
- i am not a statistic
- i am not just a student
- i am good at something
- i am more than what an institution tells me i am
- i am legend
- i am iron man
- i am the monster parents tell their children about at night
- i am the doctor
- i am a high functioning sociopath
- do your research
- i am an angel of the lord
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most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left
And they’re cannibals
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
that statement could actually go both ways……
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