this is some airbending shit right here
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.
The anatomy of the Beast
I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.
cock of a HORSE
i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT
this time of year is so depressing for australians on tumblr….. i don’t think u understand…. y’all r like ‘I’M GONNA WEAR ORANGE ALL MONTH LONG AND SHOVE PUMPKINS UP MY ASS AND SLEEP IN A BED OF LEAVES!!’ and australians are down here like ‘a bunch of birds are probably going to try to kill me if i attempt to go outside and i’m five seconds away from getting heatstroke’
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
Also, this is why cats will apparently unerringly home in on the person in the room who is afraid of cats.
Humans who are afraid of something tend to blink slowly and look away. Cats read that as “He wants to be my friend.”
someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever
it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them
this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time
i dont like this
this post made me remember mapcrunch
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
So I just read this post about Lulu Lemon. As mentioned in it, there is a popular argument that thin privileged people like to use about how they can’t buy from a Plus Sized store so fat people shouldn’t whine about not being able to find clothes - well, just about everywhere else I guess.
Here’s the thing:
A thin person who cannot find their size in a plus store can go to any other fucking store. A plus size person can only find their size in a plus size store, if they can find a plus size store. And there are some people who even size out of most brick and mortar plus stores.
So to recap: thin person strikes out at plus store - goes next door to another store. Fat person strikes out at a plus store - goes home empty-handed. NOT THE SAME THING.
Also: A thin person can buy a larger size and have it altered. A fat person cannot buy a smaller size and do the same - no a huge percentage of clothes are not made to be “let out”, they just expect you to go to the next size - which they don’t make so guess what, no clothes for you fatty!
A fat person would shop at a normal store if they could - they can’t so plus stores exist for them. A thin person can shop at a normal store, so they don’t have to go near a plus size store. A thin person asking for smaller sizes is just in the wrong store. A fat person asking for bigger sizes is asking for something that every thin person already has: access to clothes that fit. Mistaking size discrimination for elitism is thin privilege. As is equating an attempt to provide equal access with “special treatment” or exclusivity. Additionally, viewing elitism as a positive thing, because you benefit in part from that exclusivity, is a part of being privileged.
Plus size stores are a necessary evil that exist because “regular” stores do not carry larger sizes. Thin people do not expect to find clothes at plus stores because they don’t need to. Do you really think there are thin people gazing with longing and envy into a Catherine’s or a Lane Bryant or a Torrid and wringing their hands that their body size has doomed them to ‘only’ shop at every other damn store in the mall? Oh please. They are grateful they don’t have to buy their clothes at a store for fatties. Thin people do not HAVE to go to plus size stores. The fact that they don’t is thin privilege.
Thin privilege is thinking that going and getting what you want is even close to being the same as having to go out of your way to get something you usually can’t have, but other’s always can.
Look at this freaking adorable Celtic handfasting! It’s just so great.
- They had been together 24 years by the time they got married
- They got married on the night of the blue moon
- They have a Goddess cake
There is so much freaking cuteness in this wedding. Check out more pictures here